My Shirt Rocks News: Shakes the Clown, an American Icon:
Shakes:Fuckin’ People!
1st Party Dad: Are you the clown?
Shakes the Clown: No, I’m Mary fuckin’ Poppins.
Shakes: Hey, hey, kid, what are you doing?
Kid: I had to go to the bathroom.
Shakes: On my head?
Kid: Hey this is my bathroom not your bedroom you big drunken mess.
Dink: I asked…